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  1. mikeconley11

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    Yah, and being called daddy too.

    I don't like girls who I would struggle to beat in arm wrestling lol
     
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  2. handbanane

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    They don't have to be muscly arms, just pretty ones :shifty:
     
  3. mikeconley11

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    What is the criteria for a pretty arm though? To me, a pretty arm is anything without hairs on it.
     
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    Whoa man being called daddy is a privilege earned,not just something you can demand during your disgusting sexual escapades.
     
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  5. FlamesFanatic

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    Feet, a lot of different bdsm subcultures, findom
     
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  6. Squire72

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    Being called daddy weirds me out a little, like... well actually more than a little.

    One new year a girl at the bar sat down on my lap and it was like having a stainless steel dead weight crushing my will to live. She was like 5’9, slender, and probably 220 pounds - fitness obsessed, dead lifter - tiny to look at but fucking solid. I really should have let her have her way, but I was terrified of her, she seemed a little nuts, so I said I had to pee and left through the back door, went home and went to bed alone. Apparently she went home with a friend, and I saw him later the next day, he looked like he’d been in a fight with a really aggressive orangutan (not an appearance comparison, she was beautiful, a strength thing, they’re physically ridiculously strong)

    He was small and weak, relied on humour to survive questionable situations, because if it came down to it he wasn’t winning any fights. Felt like I’d sacrificed the poor guy, but he swears he had fun :imslow:
     
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  7. mikeconley11

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    Lol I would be almost 100 lbs lighter than her but 6 inches taller. My current fatass French bitch weighs more than me but if she was physically stronger, I would be really uncomfortable and probably wouldn't be dating her.
     
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    Seriously felt like her ass was stainless steel when she sat on my lap, and she was violently agressive. I probably would have been okay, but it wasn’t appealing to me at all. Which seems odd now, I’d happily let Ronda Rousey take a round or two out of me, and she’s the same kinda build
     
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  9. mikeconley11

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    Oh god, she sounds like that frog eater poster. For a girl to date me, they can't bench more than 55kg or squat more than 70kg. That's my limit (rare for a girl to bench/squat that much though).

    Ronda Rousey isn't 220lbs though! She must be like 130.
     
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    I’d guess her more around 150, but she’s petite. Never actually paid attention to her weigh in though
     
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  11. skrinkle

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    Oh :lonely:
     
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  12. mikeconley11

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    You make up for it with your hairy ass though
     
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  13. skrinkle

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    I’ve shaved my arms before but then all my freckles get super visible and idk which is the lesser evil, freckles or ginger fuzz
     
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    Freckles are cute. And everyone has them anyway so no-one cares.

    Well, actually I don't really. I think I have 2-3 freckles on my entire body, weird.
     
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    I can't do the daddy thing. I don't mind when pat shaves but it's kinda meh for me.
     
  16. Squire72

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    I’d say you’re doing okay, still shut yourself in, but you have someone with you that you care about. Hair and freckles don’t take away from who you are :)
     
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    I'd have been in heaven if she was built like Ronda Rousey and was totally talking charge of the situation.
     
  18. handbanane

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    Freckles probably. They can be cute. :)
     
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  19. mikeconley11

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    I don't mind girls taking charge of the situation either, makes it so much easier.

    If any girl directly asked me out, no matter what they looked like I would say yes because it's got to take balls for a girl to do it. And if there's one quality I want in a girl, it's big balls.
     
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  20. handbanane

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    I'll do the asking if I need to because it's expected of a guy but I really don't like to. To me, there's few things more attractive than a forward girl who takes the lead when it comes to dating. It's a rare quality that immediately piques my interest and would make me consider a girl I might not have otherwise.
     
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