Post your next shit

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by mikeconley11, Jan 14, 2018.

  1. mikeconley11

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    So, I'm about to take a dump. I'll take a pic and post it. I think it's against the rules to post pics of your poo, let me know @skrinkle but I think we should make an exception for this thread.

    Anyway, it probably won't be anything special and I'm not even completely sure I will be shitting but I'll post the results in like 15 minutes.

    If it is allowed, then the next time you take a dump before flushing take a pic of it and upload it onto here. Whoever gets the biggest dump is the winner.
     
  2. skrinkle

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    Fecal matter images are against the rules but you can describe it for us in great detail
     
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    Can't you make an exception? I think everyone wants to see my poo. What if I put it on spoiler?
     
  4. MarkFL

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    No poo pics man, damn. :rofl:

    However, what you can do is weigh it, and then post the weight...sound good? You're in luck, I just launched a fleet, and the total mass is 2.16 kg. :)
     
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    Ugh I propose a rule change, what's so bad about poo anyway?
     
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    Besides the potential to offend and drive away new members/guests, it's a slippery slope issue...if fecal pics are allowed today, what tomorrow?
     
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    I'll describe mine if you describe yours
     
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    Fine, it was a log poo broken in half on impact. Had a bit of black on it, I don't know what that's all about. And no blood in my poo.

    What if I put a snapchat filter on the poo?
     
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    But it's only poo. We see it everyday when walking around, we wipe our cat's ass's (I don't own a pet but I assume they don't wipe themselves) so why can't we show pics of poo? #freethepoo
     
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    The black could be blood, likely from somehwere higher up in the digestive system. Kinda like how sometimes a girls blood will be black if it got stuck up there for a few extra days. :)
     
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    Just one log? Damn...I had 5 ships in my fleet. :)
     
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    Lmaooo!

    @sharkbait. I have blood in my poo dude! My name is Mike Conley and I have blood in my poo :clap::clap:
     
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    But it was a long log, would have been massive if it didn't break it half
     
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    A rough estimate for the length of my ships laid end to end would be over a meter...
     
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    Could be Crohn's disease?
     
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    So anyways, mine was weird. It was suuuuuuuper hard to get out and I had to go back and forth between like 10 different positions to wiggle it out, cuz squeezing just wasn't getting anywhere. Ended up being about 7 of these small cat sized poops. Maybe I'm assuming my final form?
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    I just went to an ass doctor. Dr. Khatri stuck his finger up my ass, I jizzed on the seats and he said I was fine
     
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    I know that feeling. One time I was so desperate to get it out, felt like my asshole was closed. So, I tried squatting over the toilet seat without sitting on it and it was the only way I could get it out. Biggest shit ever, felt like I'd been violated
     
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    I feel like my asshole is closed like 99% of the time :( it's not unusual for me to go a week w/o a poo
     
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    I figured your poo would be dainty and cute, and somewhat feline. :gjob: You know the natural position for defecating for humans is to squat with the knees near the chest to align the colon properly (think Chinese toilets). I keep a stool in the bathroom to get into the correct position. :)

    Crohn's disease is typically an issue of the lower small intestine, and you would need to swallow a pill-shaped camera so your doctor can see what's happening along your entire alimentary canal. But, at your age, it's highly unlikely that's the issue. :)
     
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