Discussion in 'Would You "" the person above?' started by .:Batman:., Feb 3, 2018.
Why do zebras have stripes?
BecAuse they’re sassy
What’s the best mode of transportation?
A wooden horse
What animal makes the best pet
A poisonous snake
What time is it?
What was the worst day in history?
29 February, 2011
Why do birds fly south in winter
Because they're depressed that Santa didn't get them any presents and are trying to kill themselves by smashing into the ground
How many fingers am I holding behind my back?
What year is it?
Who has the worst single on the music charts?
What’s the one thing nobody should ever do while they’re working on a porn shoot
Fake an orgasm
Which actor was the best Dracula?
Which coffee shops make the best coffee?
How many strings on the average electric guitar?
That depends on the number of octaves.
What is Christmas?
Christmas is a shortened word for Chris to much. On December 25th 1879, Chris was the first person to drink 1000 beers in a single day. Sadly, he passed away that night. We celebrate his accomplishment of Chris drinking to much each year.
Why does it rain?
The flying spaghetti monster loves his pasta spicy, so he often chops up a huge chilli pepper to add it to his pasta piccante. Sometimes he forgets to wash his hand before rubbing his eyes, and of course then he starts crying uncontrollably. His tears are what we know as rain.
Where does the sun go at night?
The sun goes to his home on the moon. This is also why at night the moon shines. Though not as bright as when the sun is out of his home. Due to only a small amount of light escaping his home through the windows, the moon has less shine.
Where do babies come from?
New babies are made when a baby bites a regular person. That person will then turn into a baby by the next full moon. If we can kill the head baby then all the other babies will turn back to regular people.
What killed all the dinosaurs?
Where is the best place to go on vacation?
A can of tuna
What's your favorite brand of puppy?
Separate names with a comma.