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    Why do zebras have stripes?
     
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    BecAuse they’re sassy

    What’s the best mode of transportation?
     
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    A poisonous snake

    What time is it?
     
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    What was the worst day in history?
     
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    Why do birds fly south in winter
     
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    Because they're depressed that Santa didn't get them any presents and are trying to kill themselves by smashing into the ground

    How many fingers am I holding behind my back?
     
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    What year is it?
     
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    1959

    Who has the worst single on the music charts?
     
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    Stevie Wonderwoman

    What’s the one thing nobody should ever do while they’re working on a porn shoot
     
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    Fake an orgasm

    Which actor was the best Dracula?
     
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    Bob Backlund

    Which coffee shops make the best coffee?
     
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    Ardene

    How many strings on the average electric guitar?
     
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    That depends on the number of octaves.

    What is Christmas?
     
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    Christmas is a shortened word for Chris to much. On December 25th 1879, Chris was the first person to drink 1000 beers in a single day. Sadly, he passed away that night. We celebrate his accomplishment of Chris drinking to much each year.

    Why does it rain?
     
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    The flying spaghetti monster loves his pasta spicy, so he often chops up a huge chilli pepper to add it to his pasta piccante. Sometimes he forgets to wash his hand before rubbing his eyes, and of course then he starts crying uncontrollably. His tears are what we know as rain.

    Where does the sun go at night?
     
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    The sun goes to his home on the moon. This is also why at night the moon shines. Though not as bright as when the sun is out of his home. Due to only a small amount of light escaping his home through the windows, the moon has less shine.

    Where do babies come from?
     
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    New babies are made when a baby bites a regular person. That person will then turn into a baby by the next full moon. If we can kill the head baby then all the other babies will turn back to regular people.

    What killed all the dinosaurs?
     
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    Herpes

    Where is the best place to go on vacation?
     
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    A can of tuna

    What's your favorite brand of puppy?
     

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