SirJordan!

No!!!! @SirJordan why did you do it?

 

SirJordan is the ambassador to the consulate of Wrecky's masturbation, Which is the secretary to the ministry of the secondary official state of defense

 

You mean he was

 

SirJordan Was.

 

Deleted? Bummer.

 

Such hard words being spoken

 

QFT and he never said goodbye

 

Wait for it !

 

He's over there being imperial.. gettin all the bitches. He probably got tired of all our canafaggery

 

Wait for what? Are we placing bets on if he comes back?
Right now I'm 2/2 for bringing back deserters with all my Wrecky charm. Maybe if we all say nice things about him he'll show up

 

I just figured it was some sort of magicians trick and he would just pop out of a hat or something !

 

@SirJordan you need to come back and tell us if you're a magician

 

Sir Smendrick the Magician of Illusions...or plot twist Chris angel the mindfreak!

 

Magic was banned in my area of the world, Due to the large population of fucking fucks

 

Maybe he went to put a shirt on.

 

I hope thats not true

 

Some fuckers stole at least one of the two shirts I was having delivered and the other was returned without being delivered whatsoever. Pranks on them thou. I already knew they didn't fit me.

 

Maybe that 22 year old from seattle finally told him her secret... in her basement where she's now flaying him and making a Jordan suit

 

Lol! I forgot about her
I hope he's ok tbough

 

Im sure hes fine. Just on facecock/the british equivalent of nex where he can meet a nice lady who lives near him.. who wont wear his face on her face and wipe her ass with his ass