Skrinkle is Hitler Confirmed

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  1. mikeconley11

    mikeconley11 Guest

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    Let's look at some facts about Hitler:

    1) He was a leader. So is skrinkle
    2) He valued animal lives over human life and was an avid supporter of animal rights, much like skrinkle.
    3) He was extremely manipulative. Skrinkle scored high on machiavellism on the psychopath test.

    Anybody got anything else?
     
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  2. PriestoftheHigh

    PriestoftheHigh The Joe Shogun chopslash Plus Member

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    She has a hitler stache.. Somewhere other then her face.
     
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  3. mcpon14

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    She is of European-descent like Hitler was.
     
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  4. The Punjabi Playboy

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    She is friends with an Indian like Hitler was
     
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  5. PriestoftheHigh

    PriestoftheHigh The Joe Shogun chopslash Plus Member

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    Skrinkle is too hot to be Hitler. Hitler was hit. A total grenade.
     
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  6. mcpon14

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    She lives on the same planet as Hitler did.
     
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  7. MarkFL

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    • Hitler Spied On The Nazi Party Before Joining Them - Word has it that our skrinkle lurked here at Nexopia before joining.
    • Hitler Admired Protestant Reformer Martin Luther - Has skrinkle ever said a bad word about Luther?
    • One Of Hitler’s Hobbies Was Whistling ‘When You Wish Upon A Star’ - I heard that whistled tune coming from the admin's office late one night.
    • Hitler Never Visited a Single Concentration Camp - Neither has skrinkle...hmm?
    • Hitler Made Laws Against Animal Cruelty - Sounds skrinklish to me...
    • Hitler Used to Take Cocaine Twice a Day as Prescribed - skrinkle takes ibuprofen.
    • Hitler Pioneered the Blow-up Dolls - skrinkle participated in a thread about blowup dolls the other day.
    • Hitler Shaved Part of His Moustache Because His Full Moustache Nearly Killed Him - skrinkle shaves her toes, reportedly because she nearly slipped on the toe hair and fell to her death...true story.
     
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  8. mcpon14

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    Hitler and skrinkle both have an "e," an "i," and a "h" in their name.
     
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