Somebody make me this! I found half a chicken carcass

This looks delicious.. I think I have ..half a wing? a thigh? and this bit here looks like some breast.
Hopefully you aren't grossed out by mildly decayed meat. I love it!

 

Looks like delicious Asian style, but I wouldn't eat it.

 

Nothing wrong with meat that's been out a day or two. Humans are so wasteful. Luckily I fished this chicken out. Just need somebody to cook it so it looks like that photo. Unfortunately my bin bag palace doesn't have running water, electric, or gas.

 

They need to stop letting the homeless get on the internet at the public library.

Jk

 

I do not waste food, but it doesn't sit around to get old or start decay either. Its prepared & eaten, & if there are any leftovers, I'll eat if for breakfast.

 

I'll have you know kind sir. I have a home. It's just not as fancy as your home. I look at the world and it's different. I see it through a bin bag cellophane window!

 

If chicken and cows are a human's livestock, are humans your livestock, since you are a fox?

 

I don't keep humans I avoid them mostly.. or steal their wallets.... and garbage. My livestock is trash mostly. I keep it around and I eat it. I even built my house out of it!

 

You should wear a cape because you are so awesome.

 

I have been known to wear a cape from time to time. I've woven several shredded garbage bags into one strong plastic weave of a cape. I even have a cute little coca-cola bottle cap broach to hold it together!

 

That looks delicious

 

That was made with food grabbed from trash cans and dumpsters, lol.