State the obvious about the person above

^Is definitely 24 years old (I creeped)

 

Is too afraid to reveal personal information so uses a fake picture

 

My pic isn't fake ^^Doesn't want people to know he's a good guy

 

I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm the guy.

Wants me to report more Nexopia infractions

 

Likes to think he's a playboy

 

Likes to think she's a real feminist

 

Is a playboy

 

Has sinned, and falls short of the glory of God.

 

Knows I will make a true great leader

 

Will be the owner/administrator of this Reddit.

 

Will be my second in command

 

Will rid the site of sass and the homosexuals.

 

Is a sassy homosexual

 

Speaks the poop from behind the safety of his mother's basement.

 

Doesn’t know jesus

 

Saw the light when the rev showed up to his house in drag and asked for a spanking

 

Has the tongue of a serpent

 

Likes to tongue serpents

 

Some people see women as serpents, this is one of them

 

Is a moderator.