Stinging penis and what would you name your child?

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by mikeconley11, Jan 7, 2018.

  1. mikeconley11

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    What are the remedies for when you wank too hard and your penis stings afterwards? Do you just have to wait it out?

    And what would you name your child if you had one? (I couldn't be bothered to make 2 different threads) I would go with Oscar for a boy and abortion for a girl.
     
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  2. sharkbait.

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    Moisturizing cream if you have any.

    Sloan and Jesse(for a boy).
     
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  3. mcpon14

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    Neosporin
     
  4. mikeconley11

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    Is that medication or a baby name?
     
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  5. mcpon14

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    Medication. You've never heard of it, lol? :)
     
  6. mikeconley11

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    I don't have any lol. Is there anything homemade I can make?

    The **** is Sloan? Weird ass name
     
  7. mikeconley11

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    Nope, I don't know much about medication. Do I need a prescription? Cause I'm not going to a penis doctor after my experience with the ass doctor
     
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  8. MarkFL

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    Wank even harder...once you develop penile callouses you won't have to worry about wanking too hard. ;)

    I would have a clown baby named Chuckles. :)
     
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  9. mcpon14

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    Just buy it in the store. No prescription needed. :)
     
  10. mikeconley11

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    Do they sell it at Boots? And what does it do lol?
     
  11. mcpon14

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    It prevents infections for cuts. You can find it in any run-of-the-mill drug store. :)
     
  12. skrinkle

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    Can we hear the ass doctor story again? I forget it
     
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  13. MarkFL

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    Mike's proctologist:

    procto.jpg
     
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  14. .:Batman:.

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    I hear icy hot cures sore dicks
     
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  15. .:Batman:.

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    I’m naming my son Bruce.
     
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  16. mikeconley11

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    Lump in ass, I was deciding whether to get fingered by the doc or not
     
  17. skrinkle

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    But you didn’t go?
     
  18. mikeconley11

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    Ughhh, I did go. I was anally penetrated by Dr. Khatri's finger until I climaxed over the seats. Is that what you want to hear?
     
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  19. mcpon14

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    Pics of the soiled chairs?
     
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  20. MarkFL

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    I think we have a rule against pics of bodily excretions...:)
     
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