The worst thing you've ever done?

Don't give me a cute innocent story, I want to hear something that you're ashamed of posting.

I think I've said most of these before:

-I threatened to kill a mayor of a small town through email.
-Spat in my mum's tea habitually for an entire year.
-Waited until my brother was sleeping and then started punching him, breaking his nose.

 

I hit a guy in the head with a jar once.

 

Uhhhh I mean stealing was pretty common in my teen years. When one of my brothers got married I spent a week hypnotizing him to moo like a cow every time he orgasms got a few interesting phone calls. I generally tortured both of them.

 

I remember that story, you were justified!

 

I step on cockroaches sometimes.

 

That's so light, I said the worst thing! Unless you do it for fun, then it's kind of fucked up

 

I'm a good little girl.

 

You have like 36 different fetishes, haven't you ever cut up a dick or something?

 

Those are actually preferences, like preferring strawberry ice cream as opposed to chocolate.

 

Are you saying that you don't like black guys? Did you just assume my gender?

 

No, I'm saying that I don't like black cats because they give me bad luck whenever I see it.

 

Are you saying that you are the first openly-black guy in the United Kingdom?

 

Yes, the others are in denial.

 

I got my ex deported back to Russia
It was 100% his own fault but I was the catalyst. No regrets

 

My worst thing was grabbing mikeconley's butt without asking for permission first and running away and hiding in a bush, waiting for the cops to arrest me.
Sorry about that, Mike.

 

Y’all are some psychopaths

 

I've been torturing my brothers since they were born.

 

I think every kid goes through that stage where they email a respected mayor and tell them to resign or be assassinated.

Also, answer the question you pussy!

 

Explain yourself

 

I'd rather not