There's a hole in my underwear and my pubes are sticking out of it like troll hair

lmfao at the mental image

 

Shrinkle farts on dicks, shits a 15 pounder once every 2 weeks, is into dead people, has John Lennon hippy beard for pussy hair, showers once a week, has skid marks in her toilet, owns cats...it is a wonder that she has a bf

 

@Display is one lucky f*ck

 

As long as you coordinate the holes in the underwear with the pants that are hole free it shouldn't be an issue.

 

Or just match the holes and call them please trees

 

I recently bought a bunch of new underwear and threw all my old ones out. I should have donated them to @skrinkle... you like Men’s underwear, right?

 

Lmfao

 

Yeah, that was gross

 

As long as they’re not boxers I can make them work

 

Boxer briefs

 

trimmer fund maybe :p

 

A good pair of clippers is a great investment, touch ups on all the hairy parts quickly and exposed blade free

 

You should just sell your used underwear online. There's a lot of people into that.

 

I only like it if I can still smell the smegma, I have a cold so it would have to be pretty strong.

 

Just wear it for 4 days straight before you smell it.

 

Always. Washed used underwear is kind of useless.

 

I feel like it would lose its smell in the mail though

 

you gotta air-vacuum seal in the freshness are you an amateur?

 

Since @Wrecky posted I ain't even thinking about ops bush

 

Oh, that's smart. I sniffed my grandma's underwear once because I was curious.