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there's nothing hotter than a woman who takes charge of a situation

Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by Mithras, May 15, 2018.

  1. Mithras

    Mithras Moderator

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    had to get some new tires put on just now so i went to this little porteguese tire shop i know owned by this porteguese chick (I've been there once before but today it just hit me) and just the way she was ordering her guys around telling em to make sure they do my shit right was just hot as fuck. not gonna lie it gave me a little chubby cuz she's got some serious command presence. and she's got a few pimples and is a little chubby. :nuts:
     
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  2. Mithras

    Mithras Moderator

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    hey look its not my fault you guys only appreciate girls for their looks okay, i happen to be much more in depth than all that
     
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    Ask her out, she’ll boss you around in the bedroom for a while and then order you to make her a sammich.
     
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  4. Mithras

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    actually was talking to the tow truck driver guy about her on the phone (he sends her business) and like you he completely understood cuz he knows her so then he starts going into another story about another porteguese chick who called him or texted him while she was in bed with her man complaining about how he can't fuck, so a week later she banged him right in the tow truck. (dudes got a nice tow truck i will admit) these porteguese chicks ill tell ya.
     
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    Portuguese people like to work hard ...and play hard :P
     
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    Lol the literal equivalent of women being attracted to “bad boys”
    Chase women like that, get cucked.
     
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  7. Mithras

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    i feel like this is an even better way of saying get fucked
     
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    And not in a happy way :imslow:
     
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    oh hell naw there's nothing happy about that. except if ur hb :)
     
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    Getting fucked is so confusing, because it could be amazing or horrible lol - depending on context
     
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    Mithras Moderator

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    fixed
     
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    Bombaclat hasn't been the same since he returned from the Philippines.
     
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    rare photo of tool fixin' somebodies tire in the philipines

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    I just wanted to try this, I don’t think it works.
     
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    Filipinos can make a gun out of scraps. :)
     
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    mikeconley11 I'll Sew Your Asshole Closed and Keep Feeding You Pic Mod

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    Every Filipino ever? :rolleyes:
     
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    try what?
     
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    I swapped the gender in your story
     
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    Yep. You jealous, lol?
     
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    i know u did lol i was just giving u a hard time. no pun intended :D
     

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