Things you don't want to hear in your wedding night

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  1. Karlijn

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    I learnt this from your mother
     
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    Why is your sister so much better at this?
     
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    "where is the coke"
     
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    mcpon14 Bleeds Nexopia

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    You were fantastic *but your face gives away the truth* .
     
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    I forgot to tell you I have 300,000 dollars in student loans.
     
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    By the way, when we go visit your parents, we need to take a detour. I’m not allowed to be within 100 yards of any school.
     
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    I'm actually your biological dad.
     
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    So the real reason we waiting so long to consummate is because I have a micro penis.
     
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