Truth or . . . truth??

Post a question! The next person has to answer and then post a new question!

First question:

Have you ever been mugged/robbed? If so, tell the story!

 

Some crackheads stole my bike and the cops said they couldn't do anything so I paid the crackheads $20 for it back. Calgary police can SMD.

Have you ever had a one night stand?

 

Yep

Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, details!

 

YOU DIDN'T TELL THE STORY!

Yes, I've met a bunch of small-scale celebrities. I have an uncanny ability to recognize character actors. Here's who I can remember:

- B.B. King came into Sam the Record Man when I worked there
- Mädchen Amick (Twin Peaks, Riverdale) came into Sam's, too. She's LOVELY.
- Kari Wuhrer (Sliders, 90210, MTV) - came into Sam's when I worked there and she was really nice. I was a big fan of Sliders so we talked a lot.
- Bruce McCulloch from Kids in the Hall - when I worked at a movie theatre
- Rachel McAdams - movie theatre, she is also totally great
- Adam Yauch aka MCA from Beastie Boys (RIP) - when I worked for the film festival he kept sneaking into movies I was running so I called him out and then we talked about Bad Brains and I let him into the next show
- Sue Thomas FBEye - came into the movie theatre - BIG FAN
- Jonathan Torrens (Street Cents, Jonnovision, Trailer Park Boys) - was a customer at Blockbuster when I worked there. He's chill, yknowwhatimsayin'
- Aziz Ansari - we tweeted at Aziz to come to the club/restaurant where I worked after his show and he actually showed up so I got him a bunch of drinks and he tried to pick up girls. He's awesome.
- Horatio Sanz (SNL) - saw him at the corner of Queen & Spadina once dressed like a tourist with his family. Said hi.
- Michael Cera - he showed up to a SXSW party I was at with a friend. he was really shy but I was also hammered.
- Spike from Degrassi - we invited her to DJ our Halloween party with us which was a fucking dream come true.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

 

No, but I have been in a wheelchair collision. It was when I was learning to use a wheelchair, and was zigzagging al over the place. I didn't even notice there was someone else also trying to learn how to navigate. No injuries or damage to either wheelchair.

Have you ever eaten snails or any other unusual food?

 

No, I have a weak stomach for that kind of shit. I would never survive in the wild

Do you have a crush on a Nexopian?

 

No. Having a crush on someone I never met in person doesn't make sense to me

Have you ever thought it was a fart when it wasn't?

 

Yes I sharted once on my way home, but luckily I was already a few houses down from mine so I just sprinted to the house. I'm celiac and I had eaten wheat at lunch.


Have you ever regretted dumping a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend?

 

No

Have you ever thought your house was haunted?

 

Nope!

Have you ever been to a 3rd world country?

 

No.

Have you ever cried over a pet?

 

No.

Have you ever cried over a break up?

 

Yeah, she was way out of my league and great in bed.

Ever put up with someone batshit crazy because they were just too much fun?

 

Nope.

Have you ever tried a new flavor of potato chips?

 

....yes


Have you ever cheated on someone

 

Nope.

Have you ever drank a bottle of Coca-Cola?

 

Yes.

Have you ever drank a bottle of Pepsi?

 

Yes, i drank a 1-liter bottle at once and made a big burp

Have you ever seen the Pyramids in person ?

 

No

Have you ever seen the great wall of China from Space?

 

Nope.

Have you ever seen J.Town in person?