Discussion in 'User Topics' started by CoralFang**, Apr 9, 2018.
Also, what's your favourite clown song?
This is the best one imo
Lmfao ok guys, ama about my coulrophilia
Q. So what is it about a clown that makes it attractive? Tbh.. idk.. I started out just really liking them and feeling happy every time I saw one, it just kind of progressed from there to obsession and finally to fetish
Q. Do you get horny on red nose day? Tf is red nose day and why have I never heard of it??
Q.What clown sexual fantasies do you have?
Being in an actual relationship with someone who is a clown 24/7 is the number one, but pretty normal sexual stuff
Q. Have you tried the animal balloon thing as a dildo before?
No, I don't think that would work?
Q. Do you have killer clown fantasies? Biiiiiiiig yes, violent scary clowns are head and shoulders above regular clowns
Q. Is there clown porn? Of course
Q. Can you send me some clown porn? No it would probably terrify you
Q. Why do you watch clown porn? I don't really.. not for sexual purposes but I do have a small collection that I used to put on at parties
Q. Does this fetish mesh with any other fetishes? Not that I know of, it's one of the most quirky and random things about me
Q. Is your bf a clown? No lol
Q. Is your boyfriend attracted to clowns? I don't think so
Q. Do you make your boyfriend dress up as a clown? Maybe
These are my top 2 fav clown songs but I do have more circus themed ones on a playlist
No offense, but this is such a stupid fetish.
Red Nose day is some big pointless annual holiday in the UK where you have to wear a red nose like this:
Money gets donated to charity for it somehow, idk how it works.
So, I decided to watch some clown porn. Weirdo.
Those songs suck though
No they don't
Do you like the Insane Clown Posse? If you don't like their songs, maybe you'd like to watch them wrestle?
Yes and yes
Oh, thought of another question. You know during that internet clown scare where people were running over clowns and shit? What did you make of that?
I loved it I always hoped to see one, and would have loved to join them but didn't want to get beat up by some douchebag.
I used to dress up like a clown all the time, I'd get a bunch of friends to clown up with me and we'd raid the popular bars on busy nights and freak people out.. or I'd go solo and just sit at a bar and mime my drink orders for an hour, then leave something weird behind like a balloon or rubber chicken
Those were the good days when clowning wasn't dangerous.
I tried doing that once, too. I was the Riddler and broke someone's lamp and left a riddle. I got arrested.
Did you actually get arrested?
Lmao this fetish is adorable. So you're not actually that pale, you're just wearing clown makeup in your pic?
Also, what do you make of this Gawker article disrespecting your people?
I am super pale, but to even out my skin tone I use a product called "clown white" to mix with a regular people coloured foundation because it's the only way I don't look orange
Also, I've read about that guy lol he's a weird sadist.. probably not my thing, plus he's ugly AF.
I wouldn't put myself in the same clown fetish category as him because I'm not all about clown sex, I just really really love clowns
I did, lol.
Is that a joke? There's a product called clown white and you use it? So you're in white face?
It's called clown white because it's pure white. Idk how much you know about makeup.. but face products only come in a small range of shades. For people that are extremely light or dark skinned it can be a bitch because most products won't come in the right shade.. so I buy the lightest ones I can find, but still have to mix with the white to avoid looking orange
It's a happy coincidence that the white I use is called clown white lol
Lmao well you asked
Because I thought you were wearing actual clown face-paint. I didn't sign up for this makeup lecture. Is this gonna be on the exam?
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