Two truths and a lie

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  1. mikeconley11

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    Also, what's your favourite clown song?

    This is the best one imo

     
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    Lmfao ok guys, ama about my coulrophilia :clown:

    Q. So what is it about a clown that makes it attractive? Tbh.. idk.. I started out just really liking them and feeling happy every time I saw one, it just kind of progressed from there to obsession and finally to fetish :confused:

    Q. Do you get horny on red nose day? Tf is red nose day and why have I never heard of it?? :omg:

    Q.What clown sexual fantasies do you have?
    Being in an actual relationship with someone who is a clown 24/7 is the number one, but pretty normal sexual stuff :imslow:


    Q. Have you tried the animal balloon thing as a dildo before?
    No, I don't think that would work?

    Q. Do you have killer clown fantasies? Biiiiiiiig yes, violent scary clowns are head and shoulders above regular clowns


    Q. Is there clown porn? Of course :)

    Q. Can you send me some clown porn? No it would probably terrify you

    Q. Why do you watch clown porn? I don't really.. not for sexual purposes but I do have a small collection that I used to put on at parties

    Q. Does this fetish mesh with any other fetishes? Not that I know of, it's one of the most quirky and random things about me :blush:

    Q. Is your bf a clown? No lol

    Q. Is your boyfriend attracted to clowns? I don't think so

    Q. Do you make your boyfriend dress up as a clown? Maybe :shifty:
     
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    These are my top 2 fav clown songs but I do have more circus themed ones on a playlist

     
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    No offense, but this is such a stupid fetish.

    Red Nose day is some big pointless annual holiday in the UK where you have to wear a red nose like this:

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    Money gets donated to charity for it somehow, idk how it works.

    Noob.

    So, I decided to watch some clown porn. Weirdo.

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    Those songs suck though
     
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    No they don't :devil:
     
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    Do you like the Insane Clown Posse? If you don't like their songs, maybe you'd like to watch them wrestle?
     
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    Yes and yes :)
     
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    Oh, thought of another question. You know during that internet clown scare where people were running over clowns and shit? What did you make of that?
     
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    I loved it :flirt: I always hoped to see one, and would have loved to join them but didn't want to get beat up by some douchebag. :(
    I used to dress up like a clown all the time, I'd get a bunch of friends to clown up with me and we'd raid the popular bars on busy nights and freak people out.. or I'd go solo and just sit at a bar and mime my drink orders for an hour, then leave something weird behind like a balloon or rubber chicken :)
    Those were the good days when clowning wasn't dangerous.
     
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    I tried doing that once, too. I was the Riddler and broke someone's lamp and left a riddle. I got arrested. :(
     
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    Did you actually get arrested? :imslow:
     
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    Lmao this fetish is adorable. So you're not actually that pale, you're just wearing clown makeup in your pic? :err:

    Also, what do you make of this Gawker article disrespecting your people?

    http://gawker.com/this-is-what-its-like-to-have-a-clown-sex-fetish-1589285228
     
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    I am super pale, but to even out my skin tone I use a product called "clown white" to mix with a regular people coloured foundation because it's the only way I don't look orange :blush:

    Also, I've read about that guy lol he's a weird sadist.. probably not my thing, plus he's ugly AF.
    I wouldn't put myself in the same clown fetish category as him because I'm not all about clown sex, I just really really love clowns :love:
     
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    I did, lol.
     
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    Is that a joke? There's a product called clown white and you use it? So you're in white face?
     
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    It's called clown white because it's pure white. Idk how much you know about makeup.. but face products only come in a small range of shades. For people that are extremely light or dark skinned it can be a bitch because most products won't come in the right shade.. so I buy the lightest ones I can find, but still have to mix with the white to avoid looking orange :(
    It's a happy coincidence that the white I use is called clown white lol
     
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    Lmao well you asked :clown:
     
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    Because I thought you were wearing actual clown face-paint. I didn't sign up for this makeup lecture. Is this gonna be on the exam?
     

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