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Went to Starbucks today

Discussion in 'Food Forum' started by mikeconley11, Jan 30, 2018.

  1. mikeconley11

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    I was so confused. Why is their menu A) Really fucking expensive B) Consisting of fancy shit that only hippies would buy? A "pumpkin cappuccino" was the most normal thing on their menu.

    Anyway, I just needed a place to go on my laptop and submit an essay. So I ordered free tap water and sat down. Then 10 minutes later, a worker comes up to me and says I need to order something before using their wifi. Like, bitch do you not see my free tap water?

    So, I caved and just decided to buy something that costs money. I don't want none of their fancy expensive shit, so I order a singular cookie and tea.

    Cookie as in this shit, because I know you stupid North Americans changed the definition of cookie for some reason and won't understand.[​IMG]

    Anyway, they tell me it's £6. For a fucking cookie and tea. They bring out a cookie in a fancy plate, then ask me what kind of milk I want in my tea. I was like, "cow milk please" and they tell me that they meant if I want semi-skinned milked of full fat. So I say, "HMM I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY FIGURE. I THINK I'LL HAVE SEMI-SKINNED BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE SO MUCH FUCKING DIFFERENCE YOU FUCKING PLEBS". Then they kicked me out of store. C'mon Starbucks, up your game.
     
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    Sounds like a typical day at Starbucks :P
    And btw you're the weirdo, cookies have always been cookies.. you call them biscuits :confused:
     
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    £6 though, that's straight-up murder.

    Do you consider this to be a cookie? That's so strange to me
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    Up your game sir and order something worth the money. Like 4 shots of espresso and a cake pop the pink kind.
     
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    Do Canadian and British Starbucks have 50 cent refills? I usually just go find a coffee cup or an ice coffee cup on a table that's left behind or one in the trash can, go inside and buy a refill. :)
     
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    Don't tell me you like Starbucks, you traitor!

    I don't think so. Man, I need to try ice coffee/ice tea. Never tried it before.
     
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    I don’t like Starbucks. I just enjoy it. :)
     
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    Ugh, you're dead to me.

    I'm looking at their online menu. Green tea cream frappuccino, cold brew with dairy-alternative almond etc. How do you know what to order? There's nothing normal on the menu.
     
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    why didn't you go costa, starbucks menu in the UK is so fucked.
     
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    Trial an error like everyone else, I prefer the AMERICANO
     
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    I just needed a place to submit my essay, power in my flat went out and the deadline was within 3 hours. Starbucks was closer than Costa unfortunately
     
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    o dat sucks. Is iCafe only in Glasgow? Thats where I liked to go, they even had a printer there you could use.
     
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    This is a cookie :) Biscuits are for dogs!
     
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    Didn't your school have a computer room for students, lol?
     
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    My uni is a 1 hour train journey away.
     
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    You could sit outside of the Starbucks and use the Wifi. Could you have done that?
     
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    Never heard of it. Why would you need a printer in a cafe though?

    It literally says biscuit on the image you obtuse swine, is my Cola cake a cookie?
     
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    A typo? :shifty:
     
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    I guess I could have, but who wants to be writing an essay on a crowded road?
     
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    Isn't there a sidewalk surrounding the Starbucks? I would have just sat on the ground. *shrugs*
     

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