I was so confused. Why is their menu A) Really fucking expensive B) Consisting of fancy shit that only hippies would buy? A "pumpkin cappuccino" was the most normal thing on their menu. Anyway, I just needed a place to go on my laptop and submit an essay. So I ordered free tap water and sat down. Then 10 minutes later, a worker comes up to me and says I need to order something before using their wifi. Like, bitch do you not see my free tap water? So, I caved and just decided to buy something that costs money. I don't want none of their fancy expensive shit, so I order a singular cookie and tea. Cookie as in this shit, because I know you stupid North Americans changed the definition of cookie for some reason and won't understand. Anyway, they tell me it's £6. For a fucking cookie and tea. They bring out a cookie in a fancy plate, then ask me what kind of milk I want in my tea. I was like, "cow milk please" and they tell me that they meant if I want semi-skinned milked of full fat. So I say, "HMM I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY FIGURE. I THINK I'LL HAVE SEMI-SKINNED BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE SO MUCH FUCKING DIFFERENCE YOU FUCKING PLEBS". Then they kicked me out of store. C'mon Starbucks, up your game.