Discussion in 'Sex' started by PlayerClown213, Oct 9, 2017.
My asshole used to be really tight, I mean stupidly tight I was surprised I could even shit it was practically closed. So one day, I try jamming my thumb up my ass but I can't. So I start with my pinky finger, then move up to my index, then my middle until I eventually can jam my thumb up my ass.
It became an addiction, I tried shoving things in my ass at a gradually larger size. It would go from grapes, to mandarines, to oranges, to bananas. So I guess my answer is a banana (no homo).
Maybe I should try that since I’m always constipated
A 7.5 inch toy
The usual things.
You know how when you cross the border, if they suspect you of trafficking drugs, they can check up your butt?
1. I think that gives them too much power
2. If they find drugs, how the hell are you supposed to get out of that one? "Sorry sir, I have no idea how that got there"
3. What if they find something but it's not illegal? Like a toy car? "Excuse me sir, do you mind putting that back for me?"
This thread reminds me of the scene in Pulp Fiction where Christopher Walken is telling the young Butch how the watch he is returning to him from his deceased father spent years in various rectums.
The largest object I've had up there is a woman's finger.
A pill that my doctor gave me to put up there, 2 times a day for 3 weeks.
A girl's finger when she decided she wanted to "experiment". We tried a toy after that but it just wasn't going to work. I was way too tense for it.
they make an anal numbing gel you can use to help relax your ass.
I think it was more that I just wasn't that into the idea but if I ever decide to give it another chance I'll keep that in mind.
Why’d you put toilet paper up your ass?
To clean the shit, put in an envelope, and mail it off to @Wrecky
You didn't have to pay for postage Neighbour-ino
Which street do you live on?
Nah. You're bluffing again. You live in a shithole city of Burnaby
Or do I
Meh. I'll call in a favour with Mr.Cote if I have to confirm your status.
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