What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

I thought babies came out of belly buttons

 

I thought babies were born from butts

 

I thought babies came from actual eggs that were hatched

 

I thought she loved me..

 

that it was illegal to have the lights on in your car while you drive found out recently that wasn't true

 

It should be lol... well, at night, can reduce visibility a lot

 

That et lived in my basement.

 

I didn't know the penis went inside anyone. I thought women had a "pee hole" not... something that could be entered

Based on movies I thought sex was hugging passionately. Then in movies you see sperm "swimming" so I thought you could see sperm and they'd go inside the lady.

Then, obviously, give birth out your ass. Because big things can come out of your butt, not your pee hole.

 

Makes sense to me

 

Be yourself and everybody will like you.

 

that god looked like grandmother willow

 

That god existed.

 

that mayonnaise was not just made of eggs

 

that was actually me but not to worry I’ve found a new home in @skrinkle ‘s attic now