Discussion in 'User Topics' started by ButterButt, Nov 10, 2017.
I was a gardener but I was wearing a safari outfit and trimming my own hedge
My grandparents died but no one told me
We were robbed w/out profit.
We were trying to get a tour of a local school in Denmark, but the next opening was a few weeks later so they took some of the group members money for tickets. They forgot that they had taken the money, so one group member turned to me and said 'they robbed us w/out profit'.
I was chewing licorice.
Which is weird because I hate licorice and I woke up with a sore jaw so I guess I was ACTUALLY trying to chew imaginary licorice.
I smoke too much weed = I don't dream.
Wrecky, please, please, don't get mad but I dreamed, about a week ago, about waking up and you were eating me out for my birthday.
Happy birthday! Was I good at it?
It was so good in my dream that I passed out out of sheer pleasure, lol.
Guess I'm good at everything
I was pulling a prank on my high school crush. Been dreaming about her a lot lately for some reason.
A film I edited was accepted to a bunch of film festivals, but it was only after they played at the festivals that I noticed I accidentally credited one of the actors as Celine Dion.
Someone stole my kids teddy bear and I went postal
Is that new hip way of saying that you went to the post office?
You don't know what 'postal' means?
I'll google it, lol.
Lol sounds good
From the Dictionary:
relating to the post office or the mail.
"increased postal rates"
another term for postcard.
So, you sent the person a postcard, lol?
Going postal, in American English slang, means becoming extremely and uncontrollably angry, often to the point of violence, and usually in a workplace environment.
So someone stole your kid's teddy bear and you took out on your workplace environment?
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