What’s your familys darkest secret

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  1. fartface

    fartface Newbie

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    Let’s compare
     
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    mcpon14 Bleeds Nexopia

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    Someone in my family has killed someone before, lol.
     
  3. skrinkle

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    Was it you
     
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    mcpon14 Bleeds Nexopia

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    Nah, lol. It was my sister, Kirsten.
     
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    Was it that brother you have in jail
     
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    Nope. It was actually a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather who lived in medieval times. He killed a rat because his house was infested with it. The rat had been a former emperor, who disgraced himself, and was transformed into a rat by a curse.
     
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    A second cousin twice removed or something collaborated with the Germans in WW II, while his brother was an active member of the resistance. Obviously they didn’t get along well.
     
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    Capitalism stuff
     
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    Insider trading, Ponzi schemes and the like?
     
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    my father and mother are brother and sister
     
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    I am related to people who directly betrayed Louis Riel
     
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    My sister doesn't believe in Jesus Christ. :(
     
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    My cousin might have been recruited by a group of intergalactic Reptilian mercenaries that have been interfering in our planet's economies for decades.
     
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    y'all heard of the d.c. sniper? well that was my uncle
     
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    this is the second time you've mentioned this. is it true tho?
     
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    I've never mentioned this before, though.
     
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    We all had an orgy white people are crazyyy
     

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