Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by fartface, Apr 5, 2019.
Someone in my family has killed someone before, lol.
Was it you
Nah, lol. It was my sister, Kirsten.
Was it that brother you have in jail
Nope. It was actually a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather who lived in medieval times. He killed a rat because his house was infested with it. The rat had been a former emperor, who disgraced himself, and was transformed into a rat by a curse.
A second cousin twice removed or something collaborated with the Germans in WW II, while his brother was an active member of the resistance. Obviously they didn’t get along well.
Insider trading, Ponzi schemes and the like?
my father and mother are brother and sister
I am related to people who directly betrayed Louis Riel
My sister doesn't believe in Jesus Christ.
My cousin might have been recruited by a group of intergalactic Reptilian mercenaries that have been interfering in our planet's economies for decades.
y'all heard of the d.c. sniper? well that was my uncle
this is the second time you've mentioned this. is it true tho?
I've never mentioned this before, though.
We all had an orgy white people are crazyyy
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