What do u present you're dick as to a girl?

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What do u present ur dick as?

  1. A plant

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  2. A piece of rice

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  3. A star

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  4. A stick

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  5. A air head candy

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  6. A toothpick

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  7. A fat boy

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  1. CrickCrock

    CrickCrock Veteran

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    i present it as a star, please select one or make up you're own original.
     
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    CrickCrock, Jan 23, 2018
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  2. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie

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    A plant usually, bitches love plants :)
     
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    Wrecky, Jan 23, 2018
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    I'd have to say a blunt, because I'm steady tryin' to get it puffed. :)
     
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  4. ElderCouncil

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    I normally just whip it out and say "what are we going to do about this''
     
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  5. CrickCrock

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    Lol at a blunt

    Good one

    Hey @Wrecky , how can u like a plant better then a star in the sky?
     
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  6. MarkFL

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    Women like to nurture shit...a plant is better for that than a star. :)
     
    MarkFL, Jan 23, 2018
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  7. Wrecky

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    Plants are more cuddly and sometimes give food :)
     
    Wrecky, Jan 23, 2018
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  8. CrickCrock

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    Note to self, girls like cuddley
     
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  10. mcpon14

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    I picked a grain of rice because I guess you mean that you stick it in a grain of rice and present it to the girl and she takes it off of there to reveal what it is. :)
     
    mcpon14, Jan 23, 2018
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  11. sh4n3y

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    I think I had a stroke reading this
     
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  12. Mr.Lame

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    If she's chunky I call it a tinkie. Can suck all that cream filling out :rofl:
     
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  13. .:Batman:.

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    Glue stick
     
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  14. Mr.Lame

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    I'm actually a bit mortified of that one :rofl:
     
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  15. Wrecky

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    Post that pic I sent you :)
     
    Wrecky, Jan 24, 2018
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Wrecky

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    And which one are you? :)
     
    Wrecky, Jan 24, 2018
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  18. .:Batman:.

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    The smaller one :hammer:
     
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  19. Wrecky

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    But boy do you got girth :strong:
     
    Wrecky, Jan 24, 2018
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  20. .:Batman:.

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    Is it in yet? That’s what they say
     
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