What I& you became a vampire

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All vampire movies have naked chicks everywhere and I still have yet to see my first irl so count me in

 

Just go to a movie theater or stream a movie.

 

Dracula Untold doesn’t have naked chicks, and neither has Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). And I’m pretty sure there’s no nudity in the original Dracula movie with Bela Lugosi.

 

Maybe I'm just picturing them naked cause I'm just a horny teenager for life

 

Oops. Forget what I said about the 1992 movie.

 

Yeah, there are definitely naked chicks in the 1992 movie

 

I think True Blood has the most naked chicks

 

Lesbian porn has the most naked chicks.

 

Is there any lesbian porn that would qualify as horror? Asking for a friend.

 

As far as tv/movies, there’s a movie called Short Bus that makes True Blood look downright prudish. Game of Thrones is pretty full of nudity too

 

Porn does do parodies such as ones for The Wizard of Oz, Batman ones, etc., so maybe.

 

Lesbian Vampire Killers

 

You know exactly where to get all of those things, huh, lol?

 

Google knows everything

 

Yep.

 

Criminals, I'll be a vigilante vampire.
Or find someone who is really into vampires that would let me feed on them, enough to feed me but not too much as to kill them.

 

I'm going to Van Helsing all of you Nexopians.

 

Id feed off drunk rich people.