He left this note in the kitchen like a 9 year old girl. What kind of psycho writes in all caps anyway? What should I write on the note? I was going to write "suck my dick" and put it underneath his door, but if you can think of something better then I'm all ears.
Are you easily upset? ... Smoke some WEED! Do you have trouble sleeping? ... See a DOCTOR! Are you a little bitch? ....grow some BALLS!
Lol you live in an episode of Big Brother? Dude if someone complains about you you'll probably get a warning about being noisy. This guy almost doesn't sound smart enough to complain though, luckily enough...
If he complains about me, I'm complaining about him twice as hard. I'll say he masturbated on the kitchen floor
You need to tell him you have to eat every 3 hours or you will waste away and if he can’t plainly see your issues show him your rib cage
My rib cage is only slightly visible and you have to look really closely to see it. So, jokes on you son
What if you wake up and he is doing that? If you get mad, he'll just say, "Hey, this is what you said."