What is wrong with my flatmate? Part 3

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  1. mikeconley11

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    He left this note in the kitchen like a 9 year old girl. What kind of psycho writes in all caps anyway?

    What should I write on the note? I was going to write "suck my dick" and put it underneath his door, but if you can think of something better then I'm all ears.

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  2. mcpon14

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    Write: "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir. It won't happen again."
     
  3. The Punjabi Playboy

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    He must be a big bitch if he's afraid to have a face to face confrontation with you of all people.
     
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  4. mikeconley11

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    Lol that's actually pretty good, as long as it's sarcasm
     
  5. sharkbait.

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    Bossy fucker, but could he get you kicked out for being too noisy late?
     
  6. 867k

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    Are you easily upset?
    ... Smoke some WEED!

    Do you have trouble sleeping?
    ... See a DOCTOR!

    Are you a little bitch?
    ....grow some BALLS!
     
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  7. .:Batman:.

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    Is this the same one eating your cereal!?
     
  8. mikeconley11

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    I doubt it, if he tries to complain the rest of the house would have my back I hope.
     
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  9. sharkbait.

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    Lol you live in an episode of Big Brother? Dude if someone complains about you you'll probably get a warning about being noisy. This guy almost doesn't sound smart enough to complain though, luckily enough...
     
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  10. mikeconley11

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    Oh, it turned out I just misplaced the cereal. But he's done other shit, 2 threads worth!
     
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  11. mikeconley11

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    If he complains about me, I'm complaining about him twice as hard. I'll say he masturbated on the kitchen floor
     
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  12. mcpon14

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    What if you are messing with yourself and you don't even know it, lol? :shifty:
     
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  13. mikeconley11

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    Multiple personalities? That would explain so much about me lol
     
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  14. .:Batman:.

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    You need to tell him you have to eat every 3 hours or you will waste away and if he can’t plainly see your issues show him your rib cage
     
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    My rib cage is only slightly visible and you have to look really closely to see it. So, jokes on you son
     
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  16. .:Batman:.

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    well tell him it’s an important part of your diet that you cook and eat when ever the f you want
     
  17. MarkFL

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    I say go with your first instinct, and instruct him to fellate you. ;)
     
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  18. mikeconley11

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    I wrote at the bottom,

    "Suck my dick, you fucking wanker" and left it in the kitchen.
     
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    What if you wake up and he is doing that? If you get mad, he'll just say, "Hey, this is what you said." :confused:
     
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  20. The Punjabi Playboy

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    I'm the HOH. Also the Veto holder.
     

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