What is wrong with my flatmate? Part 3

He left this note in the kitchen like a 9 year old girl. What kind of psycho writes in all caps anyway?

What should I write on the note? I was going to write "suck my dick" and put it underneath his door, but if you can think of something better then I'm all ears.

 

Write: "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir. It won't happen again."

 

He must be a big bitch if he's afraid to have a face to face confrontation with you of all people.

 

Lol that's actually pretty good, as long as it's sarcasm

 

Bossy fucker, but could he get you kicked out for being too noisy late?

 

Are you easily upset?
... Smoke some WEED!

Do you have trouble sleeping?
... See a DOCTOR!

Are you a little bitch?
....grow some BALLS!

 

Is this the same one eating your cereal!?

 

I doubt it, if he tries to complain the rest of the house would have my back I hope.

 

Lol you live in an episode of Big Brother? Dude if someone complains about you you'll probably get a warning about being noisy. This guy almost doesn't sound smart enough to complain though, luckily enough...

 

Oh, it turned out I just misplaced the cereal. But he's done other shit, 2 threads worth!

 

If he complains about me, I'm complaining about him twice as hard. I'll say he masturbated on the kitchen floor

 

What if you are messing with yourself and you don't even know it, lol?

 

Multiple personalities? That would explain so much about me lol

 

You need to tell him you have to eat every 3 hours or you will waste away and if he can’t plainly see your issues show him your rib cage

 

My rib cage is only slightly visible and you have to look really closely to see it. So, jokes on you son

 

well tell him it’s an important part of your diet that you cook and eat when ever the f you want

 

I say go with your first instinct, and instruct him to fellate you.

 

I wrote at the bottom,

"Suck my dick, you fucking wanker" and left it in the kitchen.

 

What if you wake up and he is doing that? If you get mad, he'll just say, "Hey, this is what you said."

 

I'm the HOH. Also the Veto holder.