What is your dream job?

Let's be real..... you'd still eat it

 

More than likely..

You know me too well.

 

You disgust me

 

I pretty much pride myself on being filthy at this point.

 

What's this about fart cakes? Is it a cake made of diarrhea or some shit? (please, do yourself a favour at watch the vomit cake video from filthyfrank and maxmoefoe if you have the stomach for it)

 

It's a website with videos where girls sit on cakes and fart and icing goes flying. There's literally nothing else to it.

 

Do it! While I was in Calgary I set up a TV for my Nana. I haven't had television in years, so for me to set up / explain how to use telus optik was challenging to say the least. 9999 channels and she only has 100 of them. A few quick button mashes and a she'll never find the favorites menu again.

 

the ****; well, at least it's not as fucked as 2Gs1C

 

I want to spend my life writing poems while being able to finance and maintain a bonafide herb garden of my own..

 

I hope succeed in making one or both of those your career or careers.

 

That's so sweet of you to wish.. I hope so too, well I hope I get to do one at least..not too much to ask of life I guess..hehe

 

domestic house cat. Poop in a box and get fed.

 

slave of God

 

Where is god?

 

God's in His heaven—
All's right with the world!

 

How many houris (huriyah/حُـورِيَّـة) will I get when I enter heaven?
72?

 

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Why?

 

Growing up, I only ever dreamed of three things when it comes to a "job"

1. Soccer Player.
2. Own a farming business.
3. Own an electronic business.

All I ever wanted.

 

So, what's your real job?