What was the last thing you ate?

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  1. Wrecky

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    That definitely has me wishing I had time to pick my own god damn berries lol! Especially living in an area with pick and pay strawberry, blueberry and raspberry farms and blackberry bushes around every corner.
     
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    you sure it wasn't a cherry?
    (no problem)
     
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    A cherry what?
     
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    A cherry rapture? from booster juice is what would be obvious, unless you cryptically mean a hymen? I usually get your humour @djfly
     
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    I intended to mean "pussy", as "cherry" is often slang for "virginity" through the hymen reference. Since you can **** a cherry, figure you can eat one too. Not that I would usually make this particular joke, not even me... but the challenge was "make [that] one dirty"... so I did =P
     
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    Oh, yeah that was my first thought but eating a hymen made little sense to me :P
     
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    yeah, more meat on dead babies.
     
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    That was excellent @djfly
    Now what was the last thing you ate?
     
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    beer.
     
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    naan and tzatziki.
     
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    I'm baking chocolate chip cookies right now :)
     
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    MadJack cuz I only have one beer left and I'm saving it for last
     
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    Mango yogurt but I think pancakes might still be in my future :)
     
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    Just ordered two pizzas for a rainy night in. :hungry:
     
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    I just had a popsicle because it's HOT AS **** :dead:
     
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    That why your lips are blue?
    I had figured that was smurf related...

    Last I had was a burger leftover from last night.
     
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    Wings and beers.
     
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    Lol yes, both reasons are why my lips are blue :smug:
    Last thing I ate was cold carrot and red lentil soup and a lettuce wrap with shredded chicken.
     
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    Nachos.
     
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