what would ur dream man/woman be like

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  1. terminator

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    in terms of personality

    it's a tough one, i know, you shallow fucks. take your time
     
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    420 friendly, omnivore, likes horror movies, science fiction and punk rock, loves dogs, preferably open minded, educated, and kind. Must read, people who don’t read aren’t ideal.

    Unless she’s a knockout with a tight little butt, but that never winds up well for me.
     
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    damn. i just want someone who is very smart, open-minded, cultured, and aware. also has to be super funny and responds well to my love language (touch)

    good looking people are assholes tbh, especially dudes. would never d8 a ken doll
     
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    ya smart is always good
     
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    You’ve got a good head about it, some people are morons about dating.

    Date people that act a certain way, get heartbroken, find another person who acts the same way, and so on.

    My ex was awesome, I never should have left her, but 7 years with the same person and an MS attack broke my brain and I did.
     
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    ya they dont actually have to be asian
     
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    They have to be really funny and kind, the rest is whatever
     
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    Ones that initiate interaction with me as much as I do with them.
     
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    Someone who isn't just focused on their own interests. A lot of people can hold onto a false mask for a long time, but it eventually melts off.

    My current gf is perfect. She looks really hot with new handle bars and exhaust pipes, and doesn't get upset when I ride the crotch rocket. Wouldn't trade her for anyone.
     
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    Be good looking
    Have lots of money
    Hates children as much as I do
     
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    Ferris wheel for legs, Milkshake maker in her chest, toaster for a head.
    Sounds perfect.
     
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    Are you describing a scene there with a bunch of her orifices being plugged up?
     
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    a vampire
     
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    Any girl that likes to laugh as much as I do
     
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    oh my god ur all fucking losers l mao
     
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    I want a woman who poops in the afternoon.

    I poop in the morning and I don't want our pooping schedules to overlap.
     
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    Why not? What would happen if they did?
     
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    His personality would have a big dick
     
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    Bigger than this?

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