420 friendly, omnivore, likes horror movies, science fiction and punk rock, loves dogs, preferably open minded, educated, and kind. Must read, people who don’t read aren’t ideal. Unless she’s a knockout with a tight little butt, but that never winds up well for me.
damn. i just want someone who is very smart, open-minded, cultured, and aware. also has to be super funny and responds well to my love language (touch) good looking people are assholes tbh, especially dudes. would never d8 a ken doll
You’ve got a good head about it, some people are morons about dating. Date people that act a certain way, get heartbroken, find another person who acts the same way, and so on. My ex was awesome, I never should have left her, but 7 years with the same person and an MS attack broke my brain and I did.
Someone who isn't just focused on their own interests. A lot of people can hold onto a false mask for a long time, but it eventually melts off. My current gf is perfect. She looks really hot with new handle bars and exhaust pipes, and doesn't get upset when I ride the crotch rocket. Wouldn't trade her for anyone.
I want a woman who poops in the afternoon. I poop in the morning and I don't want our pooping schedules to overlap.
