What would you do if...

You were stuck in an elevator with the person above?

 

I'd look to see if there was a camera...

 

I'd fart and it would be entirely by accident.

 

We'd fall in love

 

Teabag him

 

Bash head against the wall

 

Work together to escape

 

Teach him how to twerk

 

lmfao I would learn how to twerk I guess

 

I would also give you gum and water because I always have those in my purse

 

Push all the buttons so you’d have to ride with me all the way

 

Kill him. Claim that he was killed by the elevator suddenly stopping and I'm very traumatised. Receive millions when I sue

 

I’d have to kill you first by immediately braking your neck

 

Mate, I could kill you in 17 different ways. I'm half-Asian

 

Please name these 17 ways

 

1. Snapping neck with my legs
2. Bash head against elevator walls
3. Put my hand in your throat and pull out your tongue
4. Snapping neck with my hands
5. Punching you to death
7. Punching you to near death and then gouging out your eyeballs before skull-fucking your empty eye sockets
8. Kicking you to death
9. Biting your throat Rick Grimes style
11. Sleeper hold
12. Sleeper hold with neck break
13. Smothering to death
14. Strangling to death
16. Slash you with my fingernails Wolverine style
17. RKO out of nowhere and then curb stomp

 

Your going to have to get your skinny little arms around be

 

The elevator is stuck genius

I guess I'd repeatedly explain that when the elevator is stuck the buttons don't work