What would you do if...

Swear at her in punjabi

 

swear back worse in armenian

 

Call her an agarka

 

kick him in the face if he's gonna be like that tho

 

Laugh at her for thinking she can kick that high

 

Kick him in the face mid laugh

 

Call the police for assault

 

Tell the responding officers to strip since they're stuck in here too

 

Close my eyes as @Wrecky jills off to the naked officers

 

Kill them for making my best friend so uncomfortable with their stripping

 

Finally escape because if the cops managed to get in to the elevator, we can manage to get out

 

Glue the exit shut again because I want some alone time

 

Tell her to stop harrasing me

 

Hahaha I thought you got out??
*Bang my head against the wall*

 

Laugh because she got knocked the **** out then perform first aid

 

I'd read a book.

 

Rip all the pages from her book

 

I'd continue reading the book.

 

Eat the pages

 

I'd continue reading the book.