What would you do if...

Tell her she isn't funny

 

I'd continue reading the book.

 

Ask to borrow the book

 

Throw the book down the elevator pit

 

Say goodbye to the book forever

 

I'd pull out another book.

 

I'd ask what else she has shoved up her ass

 

I'd probably fart at that point.

 

Trap her farts in a jar and make her smell them

 

Lay another fart.

 

Press the help button

 

Lay a third fart.

 

Come to the rescue

 

Lay a fourth fart.

 

Die

 

Diarrhea out of the mouth and butthole.

 

*ghost puke*

 

Clean up the puke with @mcpon14's tongue

 

I'm wondering what ghost puke taste like.

 

Ask her how it tastes