Discussion in 'Would You "" the person above?' started by Wrecky, Mar 6, 2017.
You forgot something
He's new at this, throw him a bone
Oh yea okay:
Indiana Jones wants you to marry him and have his children BUT
James Bond also wants you to marry him
Han Solo arrives and asks you also to marry him
WHAT DO YOU DO?
I tell them all to go **** themselves
All of your ex's simultaneously show up at your house, each one carrying a child of various age and claiming it to be yours. What do you do?
I call up Maury Povich like Dude you've gotta help me theres so many of them and theyre sayin Im the daddy aaahhhh
Go on show
Get paternity tested
Absolved of fatherhoods
You are abducted by aliens, they seem friendly enough and want to run a few very basic and non-harmful tests on you, which include playing checkers and asking you about your childhood... Do you seek to escape or do you chill and make some new intergalactic pals?
Ah, I'll stay. When in Rome, right?
You're given the opportunity to critique a couple having sex for an absurd sum of money. The only catch is you have no idea who. You show up because basically free money, and the couple turns out to be your parents. What do you do?
I say nope and walk the hell out like any normal moral person no thanks man ew.
Youre pressed by your government to go fight in a war, they say it's either prison time or go fight what do you do? It's a bad bad war for like oil and profits in some poor middle eastern country WHAT DO YOU DO?
Draft Dodge that bullshit and move to Cuba
Your penis could save the life of the person you love most, if you would be willing to cut it off. You will get a stunning prosthetic replacement if you agree, what do you do?
Off with my penis it is!
Oh my, what should I do with that prosthetic penis?
One of your coworkers whom you hardly know starts losing weight. A lot of weight! You suspect she might be anorexic. What would you do?
Be supportive and take her out for dinner.
Your friend is convinced that the world is flat, and seems to be getting crazier by the day. What do you do?
Avoid the topic and if the stupidity seeps into other conversations/aspects of the friendship ease out of the friendship entirely, I dun need dat in my life.
Your website suddenly goes viral and you attain nationwide fame, what do you do with it?
Sell it and buy a house in country
forgot the new what would you do.
You find a lady's purse. It's an old fashioned purse, probably from an old lady. Inside is a bible, reading glasses and $100.- you owe your landlord that same amount. What would you do?
give it back taking nothing.
your late for work and you just seen someone get hit and run
Stop and help, f*ck work
Your pet has a disease that requires expensive life long treatment..
Go into debt to get the pet the treatment.
You stood up.
and walked into the sunset never to be seen again...
you have a sudden urge to hit someone
there's an annoying kid, a granny, and a guy 3X bigger then yourself.
whom do you hit?
Separate names with a comma.