I think I'm going to be foreveralone, I've had the worst luck when it comes to dating, and I don't really want kids soooo
In the United States, everybody is your cousin. We call them affectionately as "cuz," not to be confused with "cuz" as in the shortened form of "because."
It is okay if you didn't know that they were your cousin, though, right? I mean, your significant other, right now, can be your cousin and you don't even know it, lol.
I never want to admit that I went to uni twice and then decided I didn’t want to do either things I spent zillions of dollars on learning