Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by jabbafett, May 8, 2018.
I hope you were polite in your note
I said PLEASE! STOP HITTING MY CAR WITH YOUR DOORS! THANKS!
But you have to die to bloat, how is zombie life anyways?
Oh, okay. You are doing the Cartman beefcake schtick, lol.
One time i parked my classic car wayyyy out in the nosebleeds away from everyone (huge wide door span) and when i came back, there was a shitty beat up car parked beside me, and a dent in my door.
I opened my door into his car like 50 times as hard as i could i was so fucking mad. Eat my 200 pound steel door you scuzzy piece of shit
He's probably one of those guys that doesn't give a ****, lol, even if his car door is dented hard by your 50 smacks, lol. The other day, I saw this guy, in a small way, crash into this box-looking thing, back up a little and park. The trunk of his car was already totaled. He just got out, didn't even inspect the damage and went into Angelo's, a restaurant.
Did anyone say shit on their hood yet?
Pigeons are the impartial arbiters in this situation, like small-claims court judges. Whoever's hood they poop on, is the one in the wrong.
Had a nice chat with my parking stall neighbor
He denied that it was him, I explained why I believe it was him and his son (using the back door where I also have marks on my door handle)
He said he is going to be extra careful and even try to park the other way so his doors don't open towards me
Mission success I'd say, even tho he didn't admit his guilt
Sometimes, all someone wants is honesty. Once, I stole something, and when confronted, I admitted to it and the guy felt that the honesty was refreshing and let me go.
Sometimes all I want is to not have people hit my car with stuff
Get a nicer car maybe hehe
I'm going to come to ur house and park next to ur brand new Audi just so I can hit it with my door
I’m going to shit on your chest
It's a date
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