Whats up?

What is everyone doing today?

Im on my way to do some good deeds and spend some time visiting veterans at the veterans hospital.

 

I just got home from work. Gonna sit down and finish watching Batman v. Superman and then go sit at the lagoon and catch Magicarp.

 

I injured a muscle in my groin playing soccer yesterday. Got to go for an X-ray later on today

 

That's exactly how I feel lol

 

I pulled a groin muscle playing softball last night, too, but fortunately I managed to walk it off/stretch it out.

 

It's hurts like hell. I might have to have an operation. The doctor thinks I might have torn something

 

You might get superpowers from the XRAY, and it would be focused on your lady pleasing abilities

 

I can only hope haha

 

If they X-Ray your dingus, ask if you can take it home with you. Would be so cool to have framed.

 

I'm more curious of the link between "torn muscle" and "x-ray"

 

The paramedic suspected that I may have broken something too, hence the X-ray. No breaks luckily

 

How would the paramedic know unless they were really close to that area, The only suspect in this scenario would be that

 

An ambulance was called as I couldn't walk after taking a two footed studded tackle to my left hip/leg. I was in a lot of pin so an ambulance was called. The paramedic thought I may have broken something so I went into hospital. The doctor didn't think I'd broken my leg, but wanted to make sure so sent me for an X-ray

 

What english narcotic did you put you on

 

What??