When you die..

What do you want done with your remains? Or do you even care..

 

I have it written, signed, & filed with the university to donate my remains to science.

 

Cryonics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KrioRus

Frozen and waiting for Jesus.

 

They have my permission to use me as an effigy and take out their anger on it.

 

This may sound like a joke but it is not but I would like to be reincarnated into a singularity so I can finally find out what it is. I want to find out how it feels like to be an infinitely small space where density and gravity becomes infinite and space-time curves infinitely. That would be pretty rockin'. But then again, it might suck.

 

And no, I don't know anything about physics, in case you are wondering.

 

Ground up and grilled please

Actually want to donate my body to science

 

This is a serious thread, we're not in AS

 

fixed.

It had the wrong smiley too

 

Stuff me in a biodegradable pod, bury me in the earth and plant an apple tree over top.

https://www.capsulamundi.it/en/

 

I'm an organ and tissue donor. Cremate the rest that can't be used.

 

chuck me in a wheelbarrow toss me in a shallow grave somewhere.. preferably with a tree or something to feed off my old rotting meat sack. We take from the Earth and so too, should we give back to her.

 

I forgot about that. My mom and dad both have copies of my organ donor card.

 

I bet they'll reject my lungs tho

 

I'm like 90% positive I'll die to murder anyway, so whatever my killers decide to do probably?

If I don't say the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong person, then I have no idea.

 

Cremation is the environmentally-friendlier way to get rid of a deceased one.

 

When I die bury me inside the louis store.

 

all I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe, all I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

 

I feel like your body breaking down is more environmentally friendly than just a shitty pile of ash.