Discussion in 'Pets' started by Karlijn, May 5, 2018.
I LOL'd pretty hard at this because it's so relatable
Funny story time!
Like a week or two ago (the last time my lawn care people were here before yesterday) they showed up when my dog was down in the yard having her morning pee. And the guys are all hollering up at me on my patio like "we're not supposed to come in if that dog is out" like a bunch of wusses. So I'm like fine I'll come down and get her.
Well I go down the back stairs (on crutches, and in my PJs because it's early af) and I go to fat dog like wassap, time to come upstairs with me.
But no, fat dog lays down in front of the back door and ignores me. So I push her for a bit but she's so fat and I get nowhere, and the lawn guys are all watching me from behind the fence like WTF she doing...
So I give up, dog won't come up the stairs.. I go to open the back door but it's locked
Guys still watching me I tell them I have to go back upstairs to let her in. Dog still won't come with, so I go back up the stairs (still on crutches and in pj's), go into the house, down the main stairs and to the backdoor and open it.
Dog runs away up the back stairs
Guys behind the fence laughing at me now.
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