Where u been? Lemme smell ur dick

Fatass French bitch has asked me to start going to the gym at a normal time. Basically, I leave most nights at 2:30am and return around 4am during which time I'm at the gym. I like to be alone when exercising.

She says she would "feel more comfortable about me not wondering off in the middle of the night". Uggghh...

It's been like 3 weeks that we've been together, would it even count as cheating if I was lol?

 

Keep your mind off them girls and in them books!

 

@mikeconley11 if you had an opportunity to cheat, would you do it?

 

@mikeconley11 Man, she has you pussy-whipped, lol. And it has only been 3 weeks? Wow, she works fast.

 

Is it even cheating at 3 weeks, though? We're not serious. I'm her third "partner" in the space of 3 months.

We compromised that she comes with me occasionally

 

Idk maybe to her it is. I think it's pretty clear she wants you guys to see each other exclusively, so I restate my question Would you bang another hottie if the opportunity came up?

 

Well, the other day I was cooking breakfast with her sister. She seductively asked me if I wanted to **** her while she sucked on an egg.

I told her that one French girl is un oeuf.

Lmao I'm joking she doesn't have a sister. Nah, I wouldn't cheat. I don't even meet new people lol.

 

You should tell her that and give the girl some security

 

Fatass french bitch? It's a wonder she puts up with you.. lol.

 

You should tell her that story (you met her twin sister at the gym and decided to invite her over so you could get to know her family) and then act shocked when she says she doesn’t have a twin that goes to your gym

 

Ugggghhh, can't you tell her?

 

I'd be happy to Tell her to make an account and I will @ her in this thread

 

I hope she reads every one of his posts.

 

Lool do you want me to die? Death by ass asphyxiation if she reads what I say about her lol

 

Go back and edit all your posts from fat ass French bitch to something less offensive

 

Curvy croissant?

 

That's really cute

 

Sounds like it's only going downhill from here.

 

Doesn't sound like a bad way to go.

Ass-phyxiation if you will.