Where u been? Lemme smell ur dick

Discussion in 'Relationship Advice' started by mikeconley11, Feb 23, 2018.

  1. handbanane

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    This one girl I was seeing years ago was super short and French and I used to call her my little croissant.
     
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  2. mikeconley11

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  3. handbanane

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    Meh, she thought it was funny so it couldn't have been that bad.
     
  4. Squire72

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    I called my ex wife “my little squeak” because she was tiny and she squeaked when she had an orgasm. She blushed when I said it in public, but it was cute and innocuous, up until this very moment nobody would ever have known that
     
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