Where u been? Lemme smell ur dick

This one girl I was seeing years ago was super short and French and I used to call her my little croissant.

 

Meh, she thought it was funny so it couldn't have been that bad.

 

I called my ex wife “my little squeak” because she was tiny and she squeaked when she had an orgasm. She blushed when I said it in public, but it was cute and innocuous, up until this very moment nobody would ever have known that