Which unusual pet would you choose and why?

I picked boople snoot because of the name.

 

Trash panda because they’re floofy, can use their cute hands, and kinda look like cats

 

I would like one formal chicken to go please

 

None of them would look good in the deli.

 

I think I'll take the murder log

 

Yes, my man!

 

None

 

My childhood dream

 

Is to be a hippo?

 

I picked death floof

 

The North American house hippo

 

I would love to make a bat roost, but my wife is terrified of vampires

 

I already have some murder logs, but I don't consider them pets...I would never feed them because I don't want them to associate people with food.

 

I've had sexual relations on the back of a death floof

 

I also have a lot of trash pandas that come visit. Once I had bought a rare peacock (it was a pure white bird...cost me $400), and I had him in a cage on my back porch to get him used to his new location before turning him loose into the flock.

A "trash panda" paid a visit one night, and pulled that poor bird through the wish mesh a handful at a time, the only thing he couldn't get through the wire was the breastbone.

 

wtf trash panda