Which user is most likely to be The Reverend?

I think we're the only 2 that get it

 

It makes the most sense...

 

What if it’s just one of God’s random servers sent here to save our souls!? Especially you two
@mikeconley11 @Wrecky

 

I'm here to collect all souls for Jesus. A handful have already felt the quivering of Jesus within. COME TO JESUS, ALL YE WHO SEEK REDEMPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You stay the **** away from my soul you pervert

 

Friend, I shall pray that Jesus enters you forthright! GET YOU SOME JESUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Pray for me! Oh my god babe please pray for me!

 

probably Karissa Pukas on instagram if i had to guess

 

You all are way too distrusting on this Reddit (yeah, that's right...the kind folks on the other Reddit told me "Reddit" is the correct term, and not "forum web page site," so thanks for nothing you bunch of Godless pantloads).

I have found that the need for The Word is much greater here on this Reddit than on the other Reddit, so I will continue to focus my attention here.

 

Reddit only applies to posts on reddit, they played you for a fool. This is a forum, with threads and posts and users.

 

HA! You can't fool me. The man who told me that has over 36 thousand postings and he is a Reddit leader. He's an expert.

 

You believed in god, you might be gullible

 

Belief in God is not gullibility...this complex world designed perfectly for us is obvious evidence of a designer. Plus, The Word describes in detail the process of creation, and assures us it is the inspired word of God. See how it all fits together, leaving no room for doubt, if you open your eyes and your heart?

 

Translation you were brainwashed by your parents and your church, which is a corrupt organization that is good for feeding homeless people, doing charitable things, but bad for covering up nuns abortions, allowing pedophiles in positions of power over children... that kind of brainwashing is brutal, and can actually cause hallucinations.

 

So what do you think created the universe?

 

Nothing.
The same as the cop-out answer for the question; who created god.

 

But you see, God is the creator, and has existed forever outside of the causal order.

 

How do you know this, reverend?

 

I think the universe is a living, breathing thing, and we live among it’s living structure. If you shrunk us down small enough to stand on an atom, what you would see would be almost exactly what we see standing on the earth. Time dilation due to microscopic size, what would be a year to them would be billions for us.

The Big Bang was conception