@CrickCrock: "Hey skrodilla, do you want to see a movie with me some time?" @skrinkle: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend. I appreciate the offer though! " @CrickCrock: "I am so sorry. I was actually supposed to send that text to my super hot girlfriend who is also called skrodilla and totally isn't imaginary" I've done it one time. Only once, don't judge me.