Discussion in 'Would You "" the person above?' started by skrinkle, Dec 24, 2017.
Give a reason
For getting drunk and rowdy, then puking in the aquarium.
For trying to help the DJ with his homework
For popping a random boner
I got kicked out of a party last week for "being too drunk", I started reciting the alphabet backwards and standing on one leg, they still didn't let me back in.
For drugging and raping a random black man with her trusty strap-on dildo
For ripping down the fence to burn in the fire
For carrying the odor of feces in his clothing.
For sniffling and sneezing over the punch bowl
For being herself.
For asking people if they have any fleshy body parts they'd be willing to part with.
For grabbing the principle's butt.
For farting, burping and picking her nose.
Because she wasn't invited in the first place
For putting pills in randoms drinks
For getting too friendly with the host's livestock out back.
For playing a 170-song Rush playlist on Spotify and not letting anyone change the music until it ends.
For refusing to take her baseball cap off.
For swiping the party food and feeding a growing pack of stray dogs out back.
For breaking through the wall of the dance hall like the Kool-Aid man as his entrance.
For not being invited but crashing anyway
Separate names with a comma.