Why did the user above you get kicked out of the party?

For hugging and grinding on the host's 102 year old great-grandmother (even though granny was thrilled!).

 

For bringing a blow up doll as his date

 

For deflating another guest's inflatable date with an ice pick.

 

Went out back with his date and came back in without her with blood all over his hands and clothes, trying to dash to the bathroom.

 

Wouldn't stop singing "Doctor Jones" by Aqua

 

Went naked to the dance and thought that it was a legitimate dress, lol.

 

For holding the joint while telling a long story, instead of "puff puff pass."

 

For playing Tom Sawyer by Rush on his guitar for four straight hours

 

For dancing wildly and in increasingly inappropriate states of undress as some shmuck played a tired 37 year old song on his guitar for four straight hours.

 

Nah it's a good song but four hours of it on an acoustic? Lol

 

Yeah, as much as I love Rush, that would try my patience, and I would applaud the player being kicked out of the party.

 

For being well over the age limit

 

^Hitting on the hosts wife

 

^Doing a cannonball in the jacuzzi.

 

For taking his shirt off

 

Annoying and harassing everyone.

 

For her nip slip