Why don't girls understand sports?

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  1. mikeconley11

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    I was trying to get this girl into basketball. We watch Grizzlies v Pacers. I explain to her that we're going to be supporting the Grizzlies, but we don't want the Grizzlies to win the game because we want the shittiest record so we can get a high draft pick next year; aka tanking. However, we still want the Grizzlies to play well and be statistically dominant. We want Gasol to get a minor nagging injury that takes him out for the season like what happened with Conley, but we want all our young guys to do well and stay healthy.

    Simple, right? She didn't understand and says she supports the Pacers :|
     
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  2. skrinkle

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    I don’t understand sports because I’ve never watched or talked about sports, where as guys probably grew up watching and playing and learning and talking about sports.
     
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    This is England, people don't even know what basketball is over here
     
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    Did you know it was invented by a Canadian :cool:
     
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    James Naismith (proud of myself for knowing that)

    The electric oven was also made by a Canadian. Only things you guys ever invented.
     
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    Um ever had a butter tart u bitch?!
     
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    The **** is a butter tart?
     
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    It’s the best kind of tart, even better than mincemeat

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    The ****?

    We also invented insulin and great sex :clap:
     
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    Who need insulin though, except fat losers like @Wrecky?
     
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    Herbert is diabetic!! He used to get insulin injections every 12 hours
     
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    Mincemeat it actually so gross. Too fruity but not good fruity like an apple pie
     
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    Apple pie is a disgusting mushy mess
     
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    That’s how I feel about mincemeat. Doesn’t matter I’d pick a butter tart over either one I think.
     
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    Noooo, you liar. Herbert is the cool cat
     
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    He’s kind of obsessed with food so it’s his own fault
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    Didn't Canadians invent Canada?
     
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    The brits invented Canada, the French tried to take it over, so did the Americans

    But the US didn’t have a larger population until after the 1st world war, if they tried now we’d clearly be screwed. We kick the shit out of US troops in war games regularly, but numbers are pretty insurmountable
     
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    I refuse to talk hockey with anyone man or woman if they don't know what a 1-3-1 is.
     
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    I can't name 1 hockey player but from my football (soccer) knowledge I assume it's a formation; 1 defender, 3 midfielders, 1 attacker.

    Is Tom Brady american football or hockey?
     

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