When I was a kid I was pushed face first down a metal slide and slammed my face really hard on it. Fractured my nose. I also tripped in my parents pond in their yard while trying to get my dog out of there and my mom had this weird decor but it was really pointy at the top and I sliced my thigh open and needed stiches
I had a thick rusty nail puncture my hand, an inch in, when I was around 10 years old. That's about it.
i took one too many shots of vodka before going into one of those bounce house things and fell on the way out lol i sprained my ankle really bad
My worst injury Is a torn ATFL. Ex husband cut his thumb off with a miter saw. Resident at work was diabetic and get an open wound and then it wouldn't heal, it just go worse. Eventually he got 5 addition ones from pressure ulcers. We were packing all of them, he had MRSA and eventually sepsis. When we changed his bandages every 3 days you could smell the rotting flesh from the far end of the unit.
I could have told you My old neighbor hung himself and I smelled his rotting corpse for weeks before someone found him.
Like, really really bad I couldn't even have my windows open a crack, the whole building stunk. It was in the middle of summer too so that just amplified it
Pulled both lower traps trying to lift a barbell off the ground for squats lol should have had it in the standy thing. But that is honestly the worst I think I can remember so it’s not that bad. But it took weeeeeks to heal.
Report what? I didn't even know he was dead until I came home from work one day and saw the people in hazmat suits... Up until then I didn't know it was a decomposing body I was smelling