Vomit every 5 minutes. At least I can go places. Would you rather cause your own misery or have everyone cause you misery?
Cause my own. At least I get to choose it. Would you rather fall down the stairs or fall from a ladder?
stairs because each step breaks your fall would you rather a really terrible BJ from a hot grandma or a really great gummer from a decent looking grandma
A gummer, it's wet all the time. And there is little to injure you in case she's a biter. Would you rather be choked during sex or before?
Shitting (vomiting hurts more) ladder, only one impact. my own might as well get a good one, either way i'm closing my eyes. -- Would you rather go deaf or go blind?
Would you rather be the richest person alive, or live quite reasonably wealthy without anyone knowing who you were?
Wealthy with no problems. Would you rather be a super hot midget or giant OR average looking and famous.
Super hot midget or giant, leaning towards giant Would you rather be 13 forever and never grow up or skip 13-60 and never have a fun young adult life?
super hot midget FOR SURE. ... and your question @Wrecky is a horrible one. 13 forever, 13 year olds get laid at least, should be able to find some hotties my age, might even get "good" enough to get some highschool chicks one day =P
Poor, not that different from now. Would you rather be dumb and have some friends or intelligent and no friends?
This is a hard one for me! I value my intelligence as highly as I value my (real, not acquaintances) friends... But since you said "some" I will take my intelligence over being dumb and still not having ALL my friends Would you rather eat an extremely overcooked or undercooked turkey?
Would you rather have the money to pay someone to do something for you? or would you rather have the time to do it yourself? (whatever "it" might be)
Yours is hard, it 100% depends on the "it". If it is unpleasant, obviously pay someone to do it. If it is fun then yay for having the time!