Would you rather..

Sandpaper for TP. Where do you come up with these?

rock or country

 

I prefer planet over small divided boarded region.

Would you rather date a singer or be talented enough to become a singer?

 

I've dated a singer so I would love to improve my karaoke game.

Would you rather have hotdogs or hamburgers?

 

burgers if i'm cooking
hotdogs if someone else is cooking

beer or wine?

 

Beer more often than wine, but whiskey more often than anything

Would you rather be too cold or too hot?

 

Haha well some are from /r/wouldyourather on Reddit. Others I just Google 'hardest would you rather questions' and then see what looks interesting.

I'd rather be too cold.

Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the most intelligent?

 

Most Intelligent

Would you rather be a magician or a sorcerer

 

Sorcerer
Die and come back as a rabid dog or live forever but lose all senses.

 

As much as I want immortality, that's the worst way to have it. I'll be a rabid dog for a bit!

Would you rather drink alone at a bar or eat alone at a restaurant?

 

I'm okay with and have done both haha. Joys of being a solo traveller. I'll say restaurant.

Would you rather find everything you’ve ever lost, or remember everything you’ve ever forgotten?

 

Remember everything I forgot,

Would you rather make a sex tape with Ron Jeremy Or Climb Mount Vesuvius with no food or water at night with no flashlight

 

Ugh, I've met Ron Jeremy, rather not haha. I'd take the mountain.

For the rest of your life would you rather 15% of what you see are hallucinations or be totally blind?

 

Well, I'd say 15% Hallucinations because scientifically everyone is probably beyond that level with GMO foods anyway

 

15% hallucinations

Know nothing about the foods you eat, or be forced to learn everything about your food before you can eat anything, (all the pesticides, carbon footprint, GMO specs, even the cow's name?)

 

Tough question! But I already can't eat mystery food so I would have to brave knowing all.

Would you rather have nice but noisy neighbours or rude but quiet neighbours?

 

Rude but quiet, I already have those.

Would you rather be able to speak every language fluently or play every instrument masterfully

 

speak every language

would you rather own an island or a plane with free fuel

 

Island life for me!

Would you rather break your arm or break your leg?

 

arm because i want to be able to walk.

would you rather live by yourself totally self sufficient in the woods or live in a mansion and have to spend shit tons of money

 

Woods! I would choose that even if I didn't have to spend shit tons of money. :p

Would you rather give up the internet for a year (in all its forms) or make public your whole history of pages visited (even in incognito mode) from the past year for anyone to see?