Would you study The Bible for 1 million Canadian dollars?

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  1. Karlijn

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    That's not love. That's an abusive relationship.
     
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  2. The Reverend

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    God is perfect, and cannot be in the presence of sin. So, He had to sacrifice Himself to Himself as a payment to balance the books. Once you understand it, it makes sense.

    In our natural state of sinfullness, we are an abomination to God. The wages of sin is death. But, with the blood of the perfect Christ as an atonement, we are made clean, and God can welcome us into His kingdom. See?
     
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    god secrificed himself? As far as I know, jesus gave up a long weekend.
    Wait... Didn't God create is after his image? So why is our natural stae sinfullness, and why are we an abomination to god?
     
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    Jesus died on the cross, however, death was ultimately not victorious, but the sacrifice was real.

    Yes, we were created in His image, but we were not made as God's equals...we fell from grace thanks to Eve.
     
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    Bitch doomed us all to hell if you believe any of that.

    Of course, between then and the flood all humans were the inbred spawn of her and Adam, who all died in a godly hissy fit, and everyone now is the inbread spawn of Noah and his wife, who were already inbred spawn of Adam and Eve. Really shocking more people aren’t born with 3 heads and 1 leg given we’re all very closely related.
     
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    Yeah, but if your family are the only people on earth, it is kind of difficult to breed outside of the family, ya know, lol. :rofl:
     
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    Banging a sister or daughter is apparently how we got where we are, that explains the trump family at least
     
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    What? I've heard of a lot of accusations about Trump but never that, lol. :rofl:
     
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    Kidding I hope - he went on a huge speil about how his daughter had a hot body and how if she wasn’t his daughter he’d totally bang her. It was creepy as ****, makes me think he was probably banging her
     
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    I figure the laws of genetics were different back then. People lived a lot longer too. :)
     
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    Average lifespan 2000 years ago was around 30 years. Although some lived much longer, it was skewed by a huge percentage of children dying before they hit toddler age. Families had 12+ kids not because they liked children, but because that’s how many you needed to ensure at least 1 or 2 survived to be adults
     
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    People were living many centuries before the flood. :)
     
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    If you believe that I have a ranch on Uranus I can sell you cheap
     
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    Yup, he sacrificed a long weekend.
    So we were created in his image, and since he is suposed to be all knowing and all powerful, he made us how he wanted us; a bunch of assholes.
    Right.... put a bunch of toddlers in a room with a box of candy and tell them not to eat the candy. Guess what is going to happen.

    So basically he made us as a bunch if idiots, then sent a snake, which was also created by god, to trick eve into making a mistake. he truly loves us, doesn't he?
     
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    Just because I believe the Bible is inerrant, doesn't make me some gullible fool.

    How much though? ...just playin'...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Why are you trying to twist the story into something stupid?
     
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    I’d be more inclined to believe in a god if the bible didn’t make it out to be such a childish douchebag.
     
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    Yeah...we don't get to tell God how we want Him to be as a condition of worship. That's the tail wagging the dog, no?
     
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    also, do you know how much a million dollars is?
    honestly i'd worse than read a bible and study it

    you're a moron op
     
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    Wait. Weren't you the OP? :omg:
     
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