Wrecky's WACKY Weather reports

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  1. Wrecky

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    You know how boring people always want to talk about the weather? Well here's a thread to do just that :) I plan to update this daily for my area but you guys feel free to post your own weather reports itt with me.

    Tuesday Feb 27 in Burnaby/New West
    Little bit o' piss this morning, high chance of contracting skin cancer this afternoon. Piles of dirty fluff much smaller than yesterday and the night will come too soon and make my nipples perky. Back to you Jeff :high5:
     
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    The day started off cold ya fucking wankers. Cool mother nature farts this evening. Going to be fucking cold tonight break out the long John's. Good day fit surfing.
     
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    Yeah, this thread sucks.

    Snow all across England though.
     
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    ^Hardly a wacky report smh
     
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    Wait who is that directed at
     
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    ^ <- implies the poster above me, so @mikeconley11
     
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    I have him ignored
     
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    It is a wacky report, it snows about twice a year!
     
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    Because I said he was a tourist. Then he started making fun of my uni results and implying I was dumb. Dude has issues.
     
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    LOL this thread should be interesting if he can't see your posts :clap:
    Now post more weather or gtfo both of you
     
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    Oh I can if I choose too. He said I have issues.

    Eastern NC
    Tomorrow don't expect to see the fucking sun it's going to be in hiding. Probably cold as a witch's ****. Probably not a good day for sun bathing but definitely a good day for surfing.
     
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    I forgot about this thread :imslow:
    Yesterday: Cold, wet and depressing.. much like me.
    Today: Bipolar sun trying to trick me into going outside without a jacket, not going to happen :finger:
     
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    We’re expecting 15-25cm of snow, -4 for a high, with wet air coming from Vancouver expected to shed all the moisture in a giant dump of shite white crap.

    Praying my car gets stuck so I can hardly work from home tomorrow
     
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    It's pissing off and on today. Windy as shit outside. Stay inside and play video games.
     
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    Don't wear a hat or take an umbrella today - you might get airborne. Woman mind your skirts - giving a free show to everyone might not be considered classy. In other words, it's bright and sunny but the wind is blowing like an old bastards asshole.
     
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    We’re buried under the weight of tons of fresh snow, which should make the drive to work interesting. Happened 2 weeks ago and my car got stuck in my personal parking lot - apparently my landlord has not hired anyone to clear it. I won’t get stuck today because I hired Satan and his minions to walk around and melt it. Of course, being fictional it’s not working as well as one might hope
     
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    Burnaby/New West
    The snow in my backyard has melted away and left old piles of walrus droppings visible to the naked eye. Rain today will make piles too soggy to pick up without vomiting, my plan of action is simply inaction. Also wear a hat.
     
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    March 3rd in Burnaby/New West
    It tried to snow again last night, was mostly unsuccessful but left my deck covered in slippery ice warts.
    Today is foggy AF, serial killers are likely hiding around every corner.
     
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    Snow everywhere, keeps getting thicker

    Just going to smoke some marijuana and wait for the heat and power to fail. Trying to stay online as long as possible, but there is a chance this will be my last message. Stay safe friends, we’re in danger mouse territory :iik:
     
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    Thread sucked on Tuesday, thread still sucks now.
     
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