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  1. .:Batman:.

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    An elderly lady grabs your ass in the grocery store.

    Tonight after my roommate and I got done st the gym we decided to go to the store to buy dinner. We were looking for taco seasoning when I bent down to check on the lowest shelf. That’s when it happened I felt the firm group of a palm squeezing my ass cheek. At first thought I’m thinking it’s my roommate being dumb. When I stand up and turn this little old lady goes driving by on her grocery scooter. I looked over at my dude and he is almost dead from laughing.

    Them fucking squats must be paying off :moon::strong:
     
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  2. Wrecky

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    Should have got her number :cool:
     
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  3. .:Batman:.

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    Shit I should have. I just let her roll away!
     
  4. Whiskybethyname

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    it's getting to be a big thing girls grabing ass.
    but an old lady? man. i would have had to leave the store id be laughing so hard.
     
  5. .:Batman:.

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    I HATE when girls grab my ass but this, this was different.
     
  6. Whiskybethyname

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    wait.... you liked it didnt you :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  7. Whiskybethyname

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    its gotta be because of that off the rocker show
     
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  8. .:Batman:.

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    I had no previously mentionable emotions I could pin point to this
     
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  9. Whiskybethyname

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    id stand there for a solid minuet if it happened to me wondering how i should feel.
     
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    #MeToo
     
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