Your crush is now an insect

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  1. Lucian Hodoboc

    Lucian Hodoboc Member

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  2. mcpon14

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    Kiss them.
     
  3. mikeconley11

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    What kind of psychopath wouldn't kiss the bug?
     
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  4. trazsh

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    I ate the bug by accident when I tried to kiss it:lonely:
     
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    After you kiss the bug you notice it stung you. Your crush walks in and finds your dead body with the insect still stuck to your face an hour later and wonders how the **** you got in her apartment, and who you are. Being dead, you don’t get charged with stalking or break and enter, but your family is very confused
     
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  6. sh4n3y

    sh4n3y Nexopian Elder

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    I'd let them die I ain't fucking with whatever warlock and reversing his spell

    I could be next

    And noone would save me
     
  7. mikeconley11

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    He didn't say anything about the insect being deadly! **** that, then. I'll let the hoe die.
     
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    Seems more likely a scenario than a bug turning into a girl lol
     
  9. rachel67

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    Kiss! Bugs are cute in their own way
     
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    ElectricMucus Emo Mayonnaise

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    Haha that sucker gonna die a bug.
     
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  11. ReadingRambo

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    hellllllllllllz no fuk that shit
     
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    Aren't ugly people cute in their own way? :shifty:
     

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